you're welcome!! even though i stole it from you and was reading it during that silly game.....oops. lol. yeah, emily wanted to read it so i gave it to her in math. hope she gave it back to you. and, i think Delia's a little senile, no? >< so mean....

omg! i wish they made more FB episodes!! that'd be awesome!!!

k well, i gotta go decorate the tree so, ttyl!! love the video clip, btw. cute bunny!! lol. ~~~kt.

Note:  Sorry but I love Ed so much that's why.... LOL!

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>   Can you cry under water?
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>
>   How important does a person have to be before they are considered
>assassinated instead of just murdered?
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>
>   Why do you have to "put your two cents in" but it's only a "penny
for
>your thoughts?" Where's that extra penny going to?
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>
>   Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you
were
>buried in for eternity?
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>
>   Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
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>
>   What disease did cured ham actually have?
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>
>   How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it
would be
>a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
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>
>   Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake
up
>like every two hours?
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>
>   If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
>
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>
>   Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
>
>---------------------------------
>
>   Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in
>binoculars to look at things on the ground?
>
>---------------------------------
>
>   Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to
see you
>naked anyway.
>
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>
>   Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?
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>
>   Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a
horrible
>crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
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>
>   If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song
about
>him?
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>
>   Can a hearse carrying  a corpse drive in the  carpool lane?
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>
>   If the professor on Gilligan's  Island can make a radio out of a
>coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
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>
>   Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours?
They're
>both dogs!
>
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>
>   If Wiley E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why
>didn't he just buy dinner?
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>
>   If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from
>vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
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>
>   If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from
morons?
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>
>   Does the
>   Alphabet song
>    and
>    Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star
>    have the same tune?
>
>
>
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>
>    Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
>
>
>
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>
>   Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere,
but
>call it a hemorroid when it's in your butt?
>
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>
>   Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad
at
>you, but when you take him for a car ride he sticks his head out the
>window?
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>
>   Do you ever wonder why you gave me your e-mail address in the first
>place?

send this to 5 people or Ed gets shorter!